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akira ifukube 1914 - 2006 PDF Print E-mail
Written by paul silva   
Thursday, 09 February 2006

 

When I was a kid, I thought I was Godzilla.

 

 

Like me, he was big, green, angry and usually misunderstood.

 

 

And people were always trippin' whenever he showed up.

Just like me.

 

 

I'd get so mad! I'd fall on my face and cry!

"Why are people trippin!?"

But then I'd ask myself,

"What would Godzilla do?"

 

 

Well, he's a big dinosaur with nuclear breath.

He'd destroy something, thats what!

 

 

He just wants to stomp people's guts out and burn them to death!

I could handle that!

 

 

Sadly, I was incapable of destroying Riverside, California, try as I might.

The only guts I stomped on were my kid sister's.

And note to self - Aqua Net and Bic Lighters taped to your mouth? Bad idea.

 

Thanks for the roar and score, Akira.

 

 

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