Eats bulbs of Garlic

Hates "Brokeback Mountain"

Swore revenge on PETA - for no reason

Rabbit-Punched Norman Mailer

Knows Jeet Kun Do

Magician

Rogered Loretta Swit

Lies naked on his kitchen floor most weekends

Penchant for the Hula Hoop

Plays the Oboe

Brazilian waxes

Guest DJ at Spaceland (December 2002)

Cream Sauce

Poet

Author

Hero

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