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Written by wyatt doyle
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Wednesday, 19 November 2008 |
I.
With tonight’s guests
Flip Wilson
Jimmy Stewart
Howard Cosell
Jack Benny
General Omar Bradley
Phyllis Diller
Milton Berle
Neil Armstrong
Rich Little
Ginger Rogers
Reverend Billy Graham
Johnny Bench
Foster Brooks
Governor Ronald Reagan
Nipsey Russell
Don Rickles
Sugar Ray Robinson
Mark Spitz
Zsa Zsa Gabor
John Wayne (on location)
Secretary of State Henry Kissinger
and your roastmaster
Dean Martin
II.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Tony Curtis
Elke Sommer
Marty Feldman
Frankie Laine
Senator Sam Ervin
Frank Gorshin
The 5th Dimension
Charles Nelson Reilly
Billie Jean King
Lorne Greene
Arte Johnson
Buddy Hackett
Don Ameche
Congresswoman Shirley Chisholm
Imogene Coca
Meadowlark Lemon
Totie Fields
Bobby Sherman
Gore Vidal
Willie Tyler & Lester
Cathy Rigby
Eddie Albert
John Davidson
Peggy Lipton
Rip Taylor
Jim Henson’s Muppets
Professor Irwin Corey
and the star of our show
Bing Crosby
III.
Our very special guests
Cathy Lee Crosby
Joey Bishop
Jim Nabors
Charo
Muhammad Ali
Phil Silvers
Barbara Eden
Adam Clayton Powell
Vic Damone
Avery Schreiber
Carol Channing
Rodney Alan Rippy
Shields & Yarnell
Charley Pride
Dorothy Lamour
Victor Borge
“Mean Joe” Greene
Hal Linden
Slappy White
Ruth Buzzi
The Osmonds
Oscar Levant
Kitten Natividad
Gordon Lightfoot
from Star Wars, R2-D2 and C-3PO
Reggie Jackson
Colonel Harland Sanders
The Singer Midgets
Don Adams
Susan Anton
Lou Rawls
William Demarest
Three Dog Night
Bruce Jenner
The Solid Gold Dancers
and your host for the evening
Bill Cosby
IV.
Pernell Roberts
Mason Reese
Helen Reddy
Scatman Crothers
Franklin Pangborn
Georg Stanford Brown
Senator Joseph McCarthy
Ricou Browning
Leroy & Skillet
Ayn Rand
Mell Lazarus
The Little River Band
Mary Todd Lincoln
Eldridge Cleaver
Clara Peller
D. Boon
Ron Yubba
Fiorello La Guardia
Leon Spinks
Melvin Belli
Madame Chiang Kai-shek
REO Speedwagon
Vic Tayback
Emmanuel Lewis
Haing S. Ngor
Toots Thielemans
Dr. Dre & Ed Lover
Lieutenant William Calley
Phil Rizzuto
Big Maybelle
Father Guido Sarducci
Wilford Brimley
Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka
Grace Jones
Elliot Gould
Norman Taurog
Fred “The Hammer” Williamson
Minnie Pearl
Byron Gysin
Hugh Beaumont
Soupy Sales
Peter Bonerz
François “Papa Doc” Duvalier
The Count Basie Orchestra
Mr. Peanut
Sacco & Vanzetti
Don Knotts
Village People
Yaphet Kotto
Sammy “The Bull” Gravano
Dr. Isaac Asimov
Foghat
The Living Theatre
and the father of the Oxford English Dictionary
Professor James Murray 
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